And the giggles whenever someone says twat, or vajajay, or hoo-haw or any other slang for a dame’s private parts are at about the same level as well. But wait…you see, it’s not limited to only ping pong balls. Although it may seem unusual to many Westerners, it’s pretty much a staple in Thailand nightlife.
Outwardly I’d always been vocal about how disgusting and demeaning towards women these types of sex shows were, but secretly, well that was a different story.
If you’ve been to Bangkok, it’s like the Patpong Red Light District in Bang Rak off of Silom Road.
It's an exotic vacation destination, with ancient cities, bold colors, legendary temples, remarkable beauty — and horrendous crimes that go on behind closed doors.
First off, you must understand, everything I know about vaginas I learned from Orange is the New Black. I didn’t even know ping pong balls out the muff was possible until I saw The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert all those years ago. All manner of articles can be inserted, retained, and ejected from the vaginal cavity. I’ve read that goldfish, frogs, and even gerbils have made their way onto the stage and into…well, you know where.
So yes, my knowledge of lady bits is probably hovering around a seventh-grade level. For the uninitiated, a ping pong show is when a woman shoots ping pong balls out of her vagina. Ping pong shows are one of the more popular Pattaya attractions, and tourists come in droves to be disgusted, amused, and occasionally aroused at the marvels undertaken by the nether regions of Thai women.